Need a zero-volume bottle?
Searching for a one-sided surface?
Want the ultimate in non-orientability?
Get an ACME KLEIN BOTTLE!
| Need a zero-volume bottle? Searching for a one-sided surface? Want the ultimate in non-orientability? Get an ACME KLEIN BOTTLE! |
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At last, Acme has conquered topological and engineering frontiers to manufacture genuine glass Klein Bottles. These are the finest closed, non-orientable, boundary-free manifolds sold anywhere in our three spatial dimensions.
These elegant bottles make splendid gifts, outstanding classroom displays, and inferior mouse-traps. With its circle of singularities, an Acme Klein Bottle can be said to exist inside of itself -- especially handy during time-reversals.
A topologist's delight, handcrafted in glass
... from your Zero Volume Klein Bottle distributor
Seeking a topological solution to the global financial crisis? Help the world economy by purchasing an Acme Klein Bottle!
Now available in glass: Self-siphoning Cup of Tantalus and a Topless Teapot
A few sets of Platonic Solids - with 3 extra geometric solid shapes.
Polyhedron Posters! Plenty of Polyhedra & Platonic Solids - just $12
Chinese Dragon Spouting Bowls are back in stock!
We accept credit cards, PayPal, Google Checkout, purchase orders, and occasionally barter.
An Acme Klein Bottle is a perfect gift for a mathematician, computer scientist, or troglodyte. In German, it's called a Kleinsche Flasche. A Klein Bottle makes a great math gift and an ideal present for a mathematician!
Coming Soon - Acme's KLEIN BOTTLE WINE BOTTLE!
Origami Klein Bottles? Yep! Also, check out my Klein Bottle Slicing Machine
We made the world's largest glass Klein Bottle for the Kingbridge Centre!
Our "M&M's in a Klein Bottle Contest" is closed
Note added Dec 24, 2008 - My deep thanks to you for your topological interest and support! I'm delighted to have supplied Klein Bottles to mathematicians, teachers, students, and a wide assortment of math-savvy people. I enjoy exchanging email with many fascinating people. My deep thanks to each of you ... and, as the year ends, warm wishes from my family! -Cliff (and Pat & Zoe & Danny)
Questions? Send us email - KLEINBOTTLE aa tt KLEINBOTTLE (dott] COM [to reduce spam, please replace "aatt" with the @ sign and (dott) with a, well, a dot] To get through my spam filter, please mention Klein Bottle in the body of your text.
Acme Klein Bottle by Clifford Stoll - since 1996, owned, operated, and mismanaged by Cliff Stoll 6270 Colby St. Oakland, CA 94618 USA phone 510 654 3958, my fax +1 815 301 Three Four One One I last updated this page on December 25, 2008
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If you're looking for ordinary bottles, you're knocking on the wrong door! Instead, for wholesale glass bottles and plastic bottles, head over to www.ebottles.com or in the uk: www.ebottles.co.uk, Germany: www.eflashen.de, or France: www.ebouteilles.fr
